At Azad Maidan in Mumbai, a remarkable protest unfolded as animals gathered to demand linguistic justice, organized by the Association Against Verbal Abuse of Animals (AAVAA). This event, described as the largest interspecies march since Noah's Ark, featured a diverse range of animals expressing their grievances against derogatory human language. Dogs and cats jostled for space, while donkeys protested against being labeled stubborn and owls voiced their frustration over being stereotyped as wise. Rats held an emotional press conference, arguing that humans should be held accountable for their own misdeeds rather than blaming them. Elephants called for legal action against motivational speakers who misuse their reputation, and cockroaches demanded an end to their negative metaphorical associations. The protest culminated in a unanimous resolution for immediate linguistic reform, with a warning that the animal kingdom would retaliate by creating their own idioms if changes were not made. The event showcased a humorous yet poignant critique of human language and its impact on the animal world.