The article provides a comprehensive ranking of every starter Pokémon based solely on their design, spanning from the original Pokémon Red and Blue to the upcoming Winds/Waves. The author evaluates each Pokémon on three main criteria: a mix of cuteness and coolness, a distinct personality, and the ability to generate anticipation for their evolutions. Starting from the bottom, Popplio is criticized for its clownish design, earning the lowest rank at 32. Fuecoco follows closely at 31, described as both overdesigned and visually unappealing. The rankings continue with Chespin, Torchic, and Browt, each receiving critiques for their lack of originality or emotional depth. Notably, Oshawott and Turtwig are also highlighted for their design flaws, with Oshawott's shell and Turtwig's resemblance to Bulbasaur drawing particular criticism. The article ultimately serves as a subjective exploration of how design influences the initial appeal of these beloved characters.