In her reflective essay, the author recounts her journey from being a lifelong single woman to marrying at 51 in Santa Monica, California. Initially thrilled to finally join the 'Partnered People' club, she soon faced the harsh reality of her marriage to Vagner, a man whose charming facade masked emotional unavailability and deceit. Their relationship deteriorated quickly, revealing his manipulative nature and significant lies, including undisclosed children and a desire to leave her for a job in Florida. Despite the initial joy of companionship, the author found herself happier alone, particularly enjoying the unwavering love of her dog, Fofo. Ultimately, she realized that her true happiness lay not in being part of a couple, but in embracing her independence. The experience led her to identify as a 'Happily Divorced Woman', celebrating her newfound freedom and the lessons learned about love and self-worth.