In his book, George Bass, a full-time security guard at a busy university, offers a raw and humorous perspective on student nightlife. He describes his experiences dealing with intoxicated and aggressive students, emphasizing the importance of verbal conflict resolution over physical altercations. Bass shares anecdotes that highlight the chaotic nature of university life, such as managing students who engage in reckless behavior during parties. His use of unique jargon, like calling unconscious students 'horizontals,' adds a layer of humor to his narratives. Despite the challenges of his job and earning just above minimum wage, Bass maintains a sense of humor and resilience, reflecting on the realities faced by low-wage workers in demanding roles. His stories reveal a world that contrasts sharply with the middle-class fantasies often portrayed in literature, providing a candid glimpse into the lives of students and the security personnel tasked with keeping them safe.