The Enhanced Games, launching in Las Vegas, are criticized as a commercial spectacle rather than a genuine sporting event. Initially proposed as a celebration of enhanced athletic performance, it has become clear that the event is primarily a vehicle for promoting performance-enhancing drugs. Organizers have launched a telehealth service offering testosterone and various peptides, further blurring the lines between sport and pharmaceutical marketing. The competitors, drawn from retired or banned athletes, underscore the event's questionable legitimacy, as no reigning Olympic champion would participate. Major sporting organizations, including World Aquatics and the International Olympic Committee, have denounced the Games as dangerous and unethical. The absence of independent medical oversight raises significant concerns about the safety of the substances being used, many of which have not been adequately tested. Critics argue that the event is exploiting athletes as 'lab rats' while promoting a dangerous fantasy to the public about performance enhancement. As the inaugural event approaches, the potential for serious health consequences looms, making it clear that the Enhanced Games are more about selling products than celebrating sport.